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This specialty shop deals in Humorous Wooden Wall Signs.
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The Humorous Collection
Wooden Wall Signs


These Signs are 3 1/2" x 15" in size, are made out of wood grained hardboard and are coated with Polyurethane.
They have two (2) 1/8" round holes for mounting with (2) finishing nails.
These signs can be hung in doors or out doors under a patio overhang.


Item # Item description
SF001010_1
Hard work has never killed
anyone but. . .
why take that chance.
SF001020_2
Welcome to our
Tiki Bar
Drinks are on the House.
SF001030_1
If you want the best
seat in the house
you'll have to move the cat.
SF001040_2
If you want the best
seat in the house
you'll have to move the dog.
SF001050_1
Retired
nothing to do
and all day to do it in.
SF001090_1
Every one brings joy to this place
Some when they enter
others when they leave.
SF0010A0_1
I have reached
the age where "Happy Hour"
is my Nap Time.
SF0010B0_1
Happiness is yelling
"Bingo".
SF0010C0_1
If I must die
let it be
"Death by Chocolate".
SF0010D0_2
I hope that my Ship
comes in before
my Dock rots.
SF0010E0_1
Unattended Children
will be sold
as SLAVES.
SF0010F0_1
I am NOT just
raising kids, I am
studying WILD LIFE.
SF0010G0_1
Give me
my coffee
and no one gets hurt.
SF0010J0_1
The Tattoo
A Permanent Reminder of
Temporary Insanity.
SF0010K0_1
I may be FAT
but you're UGLY
at least I can diet.
SF0010M0_1
A BAD Day Golfing
is still better than
a GOOD Day Working.
SF0010N0_1
Palm trees
EAT Golf Balls.
SF0010Q0_1
Golf is like Sex
when it's good it is terrific
when it's bad it is still pretty good.
SF0010T0_1
If I had known that
grand kids were so much fun
I would have had them first.
SFS50020_1
The Golden YEAR
are HERE at last.
SFSA0030_1
International Symbol
for Marriage.
SFSA0040_1
So many Men
So few who can afford me.
SFSA0050_1
Totally Sober and . . .
Bored Shitless.
SK002030_1
Life is too short for
cheap Wines.


Wood grained hardboard Wall Sign
Prices - ea



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Add $5.00 shipping & handling for orders under $50.00.
Add 7% Sales Tax for all oders to Florida.

Available Background Colors

Wood Grain - Type - 4.
Wood Grain - Type - 5.
Street Sign - Green Type - 6.
Street Sign - Blue Type - 7.

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